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Because it's time to win hard.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Kobe Bryant was the Michael Jackson of Basketball.

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How could this happen without explanation? Such is the Will of God. I have forgotten the technique to which captive residence of chance is. ...

Thank You Lord for yellowjackets

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I saw atop the First Charity Missionary Church sign, a yellowjackets positioned in the shadow. Its body filled the whole side of the sign. I...
Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Stop agreeing with poverty of all sorts.

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Would you seek to have nothing? Of course not. So why is that stuck in your mind? You could say it's because of the people around you....

Wealth now.

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40,000 a month doesn't sound bad right? I'll take it. I'll take her too. I'll take the boobs. Goal: I make $5000 a mon...
Monday, January 27, 2020

Broke again (RIP Kobe)

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I was chewing on a batman straw. In a store. I didn't have the money to pay. The straw was plastic. The straw was part of a Batman cup. ...
Sunday, January 26, 2020

What does laughter mean to you?

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I had to think about this. There is a gentleman, Mr. Matera, who I would be under if I worked there. If I worked there. I don't have the...
Saturday, January 25, 2020

Helpful thoughts

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Mind, I love you. Mind, love my body. Mind, I love my body. Mind, appreciate my penis. Lord.
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Julius McClendon el Magnifico
After countless hours of downloading grease to my body, scathing my brain with drugs, and generally taking a sorry ass route, the same steps I wrote in idle moments now contain the potency I need to transcend the scene. As they say, when the student is ready, the teacher will appear, and that foo hopped out of the bushes with a mission. So, for lack of a better phrase, a mofo is READY nowadays. Take from this what you can and come back a lot.
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