Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Get good at what you don't know

Life is a game to those who play it well, a job for those who don't quite know how to, and hell for everyone else. So I say. Even still, most of what goes for hardship in life is simply not knowing how to do certain things well. When you have something you'd like to improve on, go for it. Don't do too much thinking about all that. Just sort of fall into it. Too much thinking leads to prudence -and prudence gone stale is just a bunch of shit left undone - so handle whatever it is you've been avoiding because of your "ignorance" or whatever it is that barriered your ass from handling.

In daily news, I feel for life. I'm not feeling from a pedestal, but still I see that things are getting submerged in this sort of quasi-ultra-PC bullshit and it's got to be stopped. The only thing that will stop it is comedy. That's it. I'm going to take a shot at it, and succeed. There. It's in writing someplace in the world that I'm a hilarious comedian. I'm not interested in making you chuckle. Pounds of horseshit comedy out there to get that to you pretty nicely.

Also too - raunch is not the way to go today. Everyone is raunchy - it's a special sort of raunch, one outside of the performancy Jewish sizzle that we all have come to enjoy and tolerate over the years. It's funny, but no longer the status quo. Let the young, vibrant comedians come through and bash their lack of confidence to the ground with their mind shattering laugh techniques. To any old timer reading this, it's gotta happen. Trust. You, me, and every generation to come will enjoy the rippling of this well done.

Enough for now, though. When something else comes through, I'll let you know. Time for some pushups, situps, and some careful planning of my night and tomorrow's energetic mid term day!

Have a good one!

-Jelles